Hey Seetha

Written on September 23, 2025

This parody of the Toni Basil song “Hey Mickey” was written for a co-worker and their last day on a big work project.

intro (x4)
Oh Seetha, don't be shy
Don't be shy, just drop on by
Hey Seetha, hey Seetha

verse 1
Hey Seetha
You've been around the team and now the time has come
To pack up all your sweets, like caramels, maybe gum
Where will we find our treats? We fear they'll all be gone, Seetha

'Cause you know all your stuff, the prices and the curves
But there's a greater risk, that we all know will hurt
The unmet sugar fix is really gonna burn, Seetha

chorus
Oh Seetha, what a pity, you don't understand
You take us by the heart with the candy in your hand
Oh Seetha, you're so silly, can't you understand?

It's guys like you, Seetha
Ooh what you do Seetha, do Seetha
Don't break our hearts, Seetha

verse 2
Hey Seetha
Now just before you leave, there's one last thing we hope
It's not in ADO, but please keep it in your scope
A future candy-gram, might help us better cope, Seetha

It may not be as cool, as working on a Raiser
But we will owe you big, if you do us one big favor
Put treats into the mail, like chocolate or lifesavers, Seetha

chorus
Oh Seetha, what a pity, you don't understand
You take us by the heart with the candy in your hand
Oh Seetha, you're so silly, can't you understand?

It's guys like you, Seetha
Ooh what you do Seetha, do Seetha
Don't break our hearts, Seetha

repeat intro (x4)
Oh Seetha, don't be shy
Don't be shy, just drop on by
Hey Seetha, hey Seetha

repeat chorus (x4)
Oh Seetha, what a pity, you don't understand
You take us by the heart with the candy in your hand
Oh Seetha, you're so silly, can't you understand?

It's guys like you, Seetha
Ooh what you do Seetha, do Seetha
Don't break our hearts, Seetha