Sweets-nutrition

Written on January 14, 2026

This parody of the Stevie Wonder song “Superstition” was written for a co-worker and their last day on a big work project.

verse 1
Sweets and treats, delicious
Best corner on the floor
Sweets and treats, nutritious
Coming back for more
French toast, cake or cookies, make us break our fast
Mary’s food commitments, don’t need ADO tasks

When you settle or tax in a back-office fray
Then you offer
Sweets-nutrition saves the day

verse 2
Ooh, sweets and treats, delicious
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Drop by and get your plate
So good you’ll be back
Donuts, chocolate, candies, food gifts by the bunch
So much dessert greatness, just might spoil your lunch

When you settle or tax in a back-office fray
Then you offer
Sweets-nutrition saves the day

verse 3
Sweets and treats, delicious
Nothing more to say
Sweets and treats, nutritious
In the Aspire way
French toast, cake or cookies, make us break our fast
Mary’s food commitments, don’t need ADO tasks

When you settle or tax in a back-office fray
Then you offer
Sweets-nutrition saves the day